Have you met my grandson?

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Sharon is having a grand time pointing out to folks that I am a typical first time grandparent.



The truth is that I am savoring every minute of it

and I'm gonna milk
it for all it's worth

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Thought for the day moment

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If he keeps up the neat posts, Uncle Jay may just find himself featured more prominently.

Maybe I can start
an Uncles category?

The hospital... or whoever they farmed the photo ops to... finally put a baby announcement up on their website. You can see it here or wait awhile and I will try to remember to post some photos.

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I still haven't learned

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I may mentioned that I normally only have my cell phone turned on when I am away from the house... that is when I remember to take it with me. Since Sunday I had been leaving it on because of certain expectations. I have also been experimenting with text messages. If I am going to continue with that, though, I will have to change the cell phone plan and get a different phone because dealing with a standard phone keyboard bites.

I have no idea
what the text
in this post had
to do with the title

Maybe when Brian gets home to Brighton from France, he can help straighten it out?

Gee, while he's at it he may come up with a plan to fix the BCS and determine if the NFL add one or two more regular season games
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He will probably have his own blog by next week

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Mom says he's eating and pooping like a champ

I guess that's
a good thing?

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I will admit it

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Something is going on and things are a little out of sync. Maybe I need to have one of these watches.


That, and I have to stop watching videos like this:

We'll post or send pictures
when we get them

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Lazy

I posted over at R & M so I'm not gonna repeat it here.

I think I will
continue to
speculate until
I know more

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Nothin' doin'

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It's official .
Most of what I found on my sojourn through the Internet this morning is either old, really stupid or NSFW.

NSFW means
I can't wait until
I see you to tell
you about it

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Madness

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Uncle Jay explains it pretty well this week.

Uncle Jay is not related
to either Uncle Skip or
Uncle Niles. He is probably
really happy about that

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Name game

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see more pwn and owned pictures

Oscar sounds pretty good to me.

I suppose they could
have done worse?

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WT...?

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I can understand bridal registries, even baby registries. I'm having a real problem understanding birthday registries... or I was until I found out that it was Wal Mart.

money grubbers
creative marketers

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Public sevice announcement

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Why would I cut and paste when I can just provided a link.

"To the Spammers"

I wish I'd
written that

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Goofy!!!

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That's our weather.
Here at my house, we had a brief sprinkle at around ten o'clock Saturday night and finally enough to wet the ground last night (Monday).
The Redding airport, the official weather data recording site, reported a trace of precipitation, which is slightly more than we had.
The City of Redding was inundated and there was a drowning.

you can read more here or, even better, HERE

Yes, I was out in it
...sort of

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For Brian: one word

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Google Earth

Yeah, yeah.... I know!

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Today

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The clan arrives for the annual St Patrick's feast.
Food prep begins.

Corned beef, cabbage, colcannon,
Irish soda bread.... yum!

Sorry you have to work, Sara
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Reminder

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Every once in awhile I need a reminder of why I moved here:



This is one of those reminders.
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Caught!!!

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Reminds of a line from the original Dragnet:
J.D. #1 - "Hey, does your pop work?"
J.D. #2 - "Nah, he's a cop"

Ow!!!

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Huh?

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Manager: I need that paper back.
New girl: But I already faxed it.
Manager: Yeah, okay, but I need it back.
New girl: But you don't understand, I faxed it already. It's gone. I can probably go get it on my way home after work



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Okay, so now what?

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"Tuesday is Red's Tamale Day."
Don't ask me why. The only reason I ever heard given is, "why not?"

Yeah, I know

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There's a link somewhere around here that will take you to where there's more information about this.

As if...

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Short

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I happen to be fascinated with Mondegreens. This one ranks fairly high.

It may have something to
do with my own hearing?

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I found it!!!

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Bacon Wrapped Bacon

It doesn't get any better than that

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On the lighter side

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Woman #1: My husband starts law school in August.
Woman #2: Oh? Which one?
Woman #1, rolling eyes: I only have one husband.

I did not say she was blonde

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What the...!!!

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They worked so long and hard on this project that noboby had the heart to tell them.












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It a tough job

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And we'll continue
until we get it right

Posting pictures from others is so much simpler that creating original content

...and on the edumacation front II

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President William Henry Harrison gave the longest inaugural address. Unfortunately, he contracted pneumonia and died 30 days later, serving the shortest term. Harrison was the only U.S. president never to sign a bill into law — he died before having the opportunity.

In some circles he
might be considered
one of the most effective
chief executives to date.

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Self-explanatory [maybe]

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If necessary, click on the picture.

My only question now is:
What do we do with the
other three remotes?

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