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#1 Nana posted about swearing. That got me to thinking, which in and of itself can be a dangerous enterprise.
I have, over the last few years, tried to refrain from using swearwords. Not because I want to sent a good example, but because it's a challenge to find other, more acceptable, words to use in their place. Don't tell me that
gosh and
golly are blasphemy. I haven't always been entirely successful. I'm fairly certain that
asshole is still used occasionally. Although I have attempted to replace it with ass weasel.
I was reminded of some substitute words that I have attempted to use as replacements for some of the more common expletives. A few if you are aware that I have translated
WTF to mean what in federation. It still means exactly the same thing... doesn't it?
On our August trip we started out by meeting my cousin and his wife in San

Francisco... don't say Frisco... where we attended a Giants game. Early in the game the Cubs went ahead when the right fielder, Kosuke Fukudome hit a home run. Now when things don't go exactly how I want, I can say "Fukudome," and now everyone will know I'm not a happy camper.
Later on the trip we were traveling eastward on I-80 and stayed the night in a small Nevada
town city... Winnemucca. Go ahead, insert that anywhere you feel you may need an expletive with more than one syllable. Mumble it, and others might even misunderstand.
I remember the first time I heard an adult say "
shit." Was I shocked? Not exactly, I took it as permission to use the word myself. Attempts to substitute
sugar have proved ineffective and
shoot hasn't done much better.
I remember a story about a fellow who strove to avoid expletives. On one occasion he was sorely tempted to call another guy a
son of a bitch. He managed to avoid it by saying, "I hope your mother bites you when you get home."
Anyway, I'm not particularly shocked by the language of young folks today... just disappointed that they feel the necessity to resort to the lowest possible language.
it's been a long road