So if tomorrow someone was to look at my comment over there, then immediately click to this post, it would appear I post this about eight hours later. When in actuality it's 32 hours later.
It's a small wonder they call it Oz.
Australia, that is

click the image for the story
I stole that from the Brighton Pensioner's blog [don't bother to look now, there's a new one]
which is a dog house for an eskimo's beagle,to a different, mostly indecipherable combination of made up words and/or numbers like this,

which are all a lot easier to read here than they are on the comment post pages.



I can do any darn thing I want as long as it doesn't infringe on the rights of others... and I don't get caught
It is next to Canada, where they turn everything they say into a question by saying, "Eh?" at the end. They also only do a fair job of keeping Winter where it belongs.
There are two oceans... big ones.
Aircraft carriers... they're so freakin' awesome
Cigars
Photoshop!
ESPN
The Food Network
Copy and Paste
Snopes
Bacon... no, not Kevin.
Political Correctness... it gives us something to bitch about
Places we can laugh at when we hear the name... like Cucamonga.
Alviso... see the previous line.
Pulled pork
That the history is only about 500 years, so there aren't so many dates to remember.
Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Andrew Carnegie, John D Rockefeller, John Jacob Astor, Alexander Graham Bell, et al.
Immigration, emigration and migration, or we'd all still be on the East Coast.
Homonyms.
The Grand Canyon.
Hot dogs.
Peach pie.
So many zoos and wild animal parks.
That the buffalo isn't extinct.
Baseball
Creme brulee
Osso bucco
Memphis dry rub
Bluegrass
Jazz
Kazoos
Soft rainfall
San Francisco... warts and all
The Declaration of Independence
Bloggers... well, most of them anyway.
Delicatessens
Basque restaurants
Harry S. Truman
Costco
Libraries
Chinese food
Satire
Mountains
Ol' Glory
Diversity
Rednecks... no, I mean the real rednecks
Choice
Grape, pomegranate and jalapeno jelly
Oreos
Rubber Ducks
Convertibles
Wikipedia, Google and Bing
Open Office... 'cause it's free
Gimp2... 'cause it's free
Free stuff
Chocolate
Hartford, Connecticut
Springfield, Massachusetts
Madison, NC
Lists
The Three Stooges... all six
Who's on First
The NFL - most of the time... not so much right now
Home
600 count cotton sheets
Mexico's cultural influence... and the food!
James Fenimore Cooper, Kenneth Roberts, Richard Haliburton, Shel Silverstein and John Grisham... bet you don't see them lumped together very often
July 4th... just a wee bit more than most other days
Cheddar cheese... yeah I know it's not really from Cheddar
The Rockie Mountains
Mount Shasta... both the mountain and the town
That there are so many things I can't finish this list because I keep Googling them
Harleys
Texas isn't anywhere near California and L.A. is almost in a corner by itself
It is big... but not too big
Chocolate Ice cream
Adirondack chairs
The Coast Daylight
Trains
Golden Gate Park
Bacon! [Yeah, twice]
Zoos... rank right up there with bacon and are even more fun
Iced tea
The National Parks... I can't just pick one
Custer's Last Stand... the indians won that one
Hamburgers
Cheeseburgers
Double cheeseburgers
In-n-Out
French fries... no ketchup [or catsup], thank you
Thanksgiving
Cioppino
U.S. Highway 50 (aka The Loneliest Road in America)
Interstate 80... so we don't have to take Highway 50
Jack Benny
Lake perch
Fish and chips (see previous entry)
Real chili [has no beans]
White corn, roasted in the husk
Escargot
The Blue Angels
Calamari
The tiny heads on my sidebar
- and the lovely lady who occasionally comments (aka Grandma Skip)