MISSION STATEMENT:

What was here yesterday probably has no bearing on what is here today.

What you see today will have no bearing on what you see here tomorrow
...maybe

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Nothin'

I was going to send you over to Sandee's place to see the video.
It's spot on.

But this grabbed my attention and reminded me what it is about meetings that really turns me off.


For the most part it is only a lack of preparation that screws up the presentation.
If you really want to get my goat. . .   read you damn PowerPoint presentation to me.

Don't get me wrong.
I think those slide shows are great when used as an enhancement for an already well prepared talk.
If I am telling you about the Binford 6000 toenail grinder, it is even better if you have an image of what I am talking about.

About the only thing worse is having you stand up in front of your audience and read them a letter you have already sent to them.
gaaaaaah!

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Yeah. . . he's around here, somewhere.

Probably goofing off.


I did notice that I had more pageviews today than yesterday or the day before.
I may just refrain from posting more often if it's gonna increase traffic.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

That was fun

What we did yesterday, I mean.
Not that I didn't enjoy the convention.
I did.
The parts I enjoy most is seeing old friends and making new acquaintances.

Mostly, I observed.
That was due to the task I took on as part of the convention committee.
Much of the time I was manning a table, next to the convention registration, where clubs turned in stubs and funds from the raffle ticket sales.

The highlight of the convention, for me, was on Saturday morning.
Instead of sitting for an hour, listening to someone plead for support for their pet project, the attendees participated in a service activity.
Since February, clubs have been accumulating hygiene products, lotions, and personal items for care packages to send to deployed military personnel and to children who've been removed from their homes into foster care.
Funds for shipping were also solicited.
Once the "official" routine Saturday morning stuff was out of the way, everyone who was ambulatory moved to a large semi-permanent tent to sort and pack the "care packages."

the scary thing about this picture is I know almost everyone in it.
174 box's were filled and just over $2,330 collected to pay for the cost of shipping the box's overseas to our young men and women in the service.
Those who were unable to participate in the packaging were given an opportunity to write letters to those serving our country.
The letters were sent, too.


The post office sent employees to assist and employees from the casino helped, too.


I'm not going to say much more about the convention, other than the raffle went well.
I had purchased ten tickets.
I won three prizes.
WTF?
quit while you're ahead

Monday, April 27, 2015

What now?

There are two choices:
  1. write a post
  2. kick back for a day
. . .

Friday, April 24, 2015

Ahem!

It appears I was just a bit previous with my last post.
I still have some time to kill before I depart for convention.
Most everything is packed [including a monkey suit for Saturday's banquet].
It's only about a 40 minute drive to the site.
Nothing really starts until around noon, except for the golf tournament.

I would play golf if it didn't drag out forever.
Too many think it's the Masters or the Open.
(Hey folks!
It's a scramble.
Play ready golf)

So the first official function I am to get myself involved in is when registration and certification opens at 1pm.
Theoretically, I could leave at noon and be there on time.

The fun part is the hotel check-in time in 3:00pm.
Only maybe will I be able to check in beforehand.
That means I will have to find a way to get away from my meager duties to check in.

The convention is supposed to be a positive experience for those attending.
Those of us on committees make an effort to see that it is.
If we could only get the facilities to make some accommodations [besides the free breakfast buffet].

PHG has a birthday this weekend.
It seems like every time there's a convention she has a birthday.
She is supposed to go camping with some friends.
The weather guys said it may rain.
They may be right.

This weekend is the big car show in Redding.


I will miss it, too [but not much].

So. . .   I got off on this tangent whilst roaming the Intertubes this morning.
I kinda made me wish I could be doing some of this.

After that go visit my friend, BP, who has this post.
envy

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Absent

I am going to be away from home for a couple of days.
Someone talked me into running the raffle for the Lions District 4-C1 Convention this weekend.
It has been a year-long process, but it's one of those things where most of the work involved is at the very last minute [like from 9-11Sunday morning].
It means, of course, that I have to be at the convention for the entire time so others can turn in the stubs and monies for the tickets they've sold.
Then I told the Elections Chair I was assist him, as well.
So if you don't see a post here ou know why.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Today is Earth Day

I'd thought about posting something snarky, about like this.
Then I remembered I have something recent that I did all by myself.
I express no opinion about Earth Day.
As usual the photos can be enlarged by clicking on them [even that may not help].



The other morning [Monday] I was outside getting ready to drive to the bank and post office.
I heard some geese.
I looked up.
At first I didn't see them.
They were way, way up.
There were [I want to say hundreds] a lot of them.

I grabbed the camera.
I should have set it for video.
Then you could at least hear them.


It would have helped if I held the camera still, as well.
There was only one group flying in the traditional V.
They appeared to be trying to catch up.
I did manage to get a shot of the tail end of that group.


They're the specks at the bottom of the frame.
get the flock outta here

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Buck used to post these


townhall.com
It kinda goes along with my feelings from last Wednesday.
won't improve with time

Monday, April 20, 2015

Windmills

 I have this post germinating in my mind.
It isn't totally fleshed out yet. . .   and may never be.
So instead here is something to stir things up.
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Flawless MALE LOGIC:

Critical Thinking At Its Best

Woman:  Do you drink beer?
Man:  Yes
Woman:  How many beers a day?
Man:  Usually about 3
Woman:  How much do you pay per beer?
Man:  $5.00 which includes a tip
    (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:  And how long have you been drinking?
Man:  About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:  So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:  Correct
Woman:  If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:  Correct
Woman:  Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:  Do you drink beer?
Woman:  No
Man:  Where's your Ferrari?

automobilemag.com
that's not right

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Gosh

If I were to just type Ditto into the post title box, would everyone know that there's very little difference from what I posted a year ago today?
it's warmer

Friday, April 17, 2015

Right now

Normal Friday

Ted is coming this morning to bid for the new fence.
My next door neighbor and I have determined it is necessary for a professional to replace the existing fence.
I just happened to know a guy who builds fences.
That's what his company does.
They're contractors.

We'll see how it goes.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

When I think about the next 18 1/2 months



. . .and when I think about how much money will be spent



aaauuugh!

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Because we haven't done this in awhile


. . .and there's this, which tells us

it's enough for me

Monday, April 13, 2015

Monday update

Since I told you nothing about yesterday. . .
  • the cat didn't wake me up Sunday morning. . .   instead, there was a darn puppy barking at 3:50am in the neighbor's yard.
  • word of the day yesteryear was prolix. . .   we went over a version of that last week already.
  • there's now a to do list here. . .  new fence and a few of other things.
I'm not one to create lists or even follow them, except maybe in a grocery store.
So you can gather it is pretty important if it is on a list   . . .or it involves spending cash.
Make that, and it involves spending cash.
I can't remember making a list that hasn't involved major expenditures.

I'm not sure what that accomplishes. . .   other than postponing the expense.
Hmmm, maybe I should make a list every time I think about spending money?
Oh, wait!
I think that's called a budget.

Anyway, it was 83° yesterday.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Saturday, April 11, 2015

So far, so good

It's Saturday and just another day in the week. . .    day in the month. . .    year. . .   ad infinitem.

Sometimes something will trigger a thought like that.
I was at a meeting this morning that did just that.

The topic of that discussion isn't important.
It is what that discussion stirred in my mind.
Someone mentioned being new to the group and how it feels to be a newcomer.
What popped into my head is the thought it's not too different for me.
Some folks consider me an old time   . . .in any number of ways.
I don't feel like an old timer, though I have a little better understanding about how a few things work.
But I look at it as today is the first time I have ever been here this long.
It doesn't get much newer than that.
live in the moment

Friday, April 10, 2015

Normal Friday

If I'm gonna do this every week maybe I should have a logo or somethin' to throw up on the top of the blog?

Regulars here will know that I eschew the use of the word normal, preferring to use usual or routine.

Speaking of words, today's word of the day
That's one that fits pretty well with last Friday's word.
(Yeah, go look. If you right click you can open it in another window.)

So a "Normal Friday" means
  • that all of the words in the blog title begin with capitalized letters.
  • the cat woke me up at 4:00am because he wanted to play.
  • the garbage truck is making its regular rounds because there wasn't a holiday this week.
  • there is still a drought here.
That's only part of my normal.
whatever that is

Thursday, April 9, 2015

One more thing

Four years ago, and a day, another blogger announced the end of his blog.
It's right here in black & white some strange colors.
Since then the liar has posted another 488 times.
He's also changed careers. . .
. . .and his softball team finally won a championship.

Yeah, Suldog.
I'm writing about him because, unlike most bloggers, I don't like writing about me.
What I like most about Sully is what you get at his place, when he isn't fabricating stories about quitting blogging, is the unvarnished truth.
And he doesn't use big words.

What this is is actually a smoke screen.
It is, as I mentioned earlier this week, a kind of anniversary.
I last mentioned it four years ago.
It appears that is the only other time it's been mentioned.

I wonder how long it will be before it happens again?
Thirteen years
Hint:
I started this blog when I stopped smoking.
So that isn't it.

Only 88


As a kid I listened to a lot of the man's stuff.
My favorite was



My brother had a copy that we wore out.
Here is the post from which I grabbed the above video.
If you hurry, there are more worth watching.

RIP
woulda posted sooner,
 but I found out late

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Well, there is that

What?
Yesterday my rain gauge recorded. . .

it's circled in red   . . .okay?

The official tally at the airport was somewhat less.
It was windy, too, but not as bad as when PHG and I were in Maui.
It was nice to have the rain while it lasted.
There's nothing further forecast for the next ten days.


In other news:
  • Li'l Teeny's 2nd birthday was Monday
  • The athletic grandson became a teen last Thursday
  • Tomorrow is something?
  • I am slightly whelmed by the number of tasks at hand and am finding it difficult to concentrate on posting.    
the return to boring weather will not help

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

I heard the rain

Wait. . . !!!
What?
There were how many pageviews yesterday?
Go figure. . .

Anyway, it started slowly.
The rain, that is.
Then I could hear it coming down the spout [to wash the spider out?].
Then It was fairly obvious there was wind accompanying the rain, as it was hitting the patio door in the bedroom horizontally [or a reasonable facsimile thereof].
Winter has arrived.
Finally!

I really hate it when a storm arrives in the wee hours of the morning,
Even when you know it's coming, it doesn't help.
It is almost like having houseguests arrive at a late hour.

Oh, well.
At least the storm doesn't have to be fed.

screen capture from NWS
We're still on the fringe.
Per the pros (NWS):
.Weather summary...
A wintry storm system will be moving through northern California today.
This system will be much wetter... snowier... and bring a greater chance of thunderstorms than the system on Sunday.
still not gonna be enough

Monday, April 6, 2015

Monday update

Just routine stuff. . .

The big concern yesterday was the weather.
Some of you are aware there's been a dearth of precipitation here.

As much as we need and want rain, yesterday morning would've been most inconvenient.
For the past  three or four days the local weather guys had been touting a storm.
Their thoughts were it would arrive early Sunday.

That was is direct conflict with the annual Lions Club Easter egg hunt.
We conduct it at the park every year on Easter Sunday morning. . .    no matter what.
The logistics of the thing are pretty simple.
Preparations are begun with getting permissions to use certain areas of the park and the the use of the kitchen in the community center is obtained.
Supplies and tools are inventoried and, where necessary, supplemented.
Eggs are procured, cooked and colored.
Arrangements are made to store the colored eggs.
Then early on Easter Sunday morning Lions and volunteers gather at the park to "hide" the eggs.

The question was whether we would beat the rain.
According to the prognosticators we would not.
We took it on faith that somehow we'd pull it off anyway.
Two years ago we stood in the parking lot and handed out flats of eggs because it was too wet.

Yesterday, it was still dry when we arrived on site at a little before 8am.
It was still dry when the youngsters arrived.
Then, just as the hordes were released to gather the booty, we felt the first drops fall from the sky.
The eggs were scooped up withing minutes.
The raindrops were still at a minimum.
Then as we drove away it became necessary to turn on windshield wipers.
We dodged a bullet.


Yesterday was also the first Sunday of the month.
For a change I wasn't part of the crew serving breakfast at the Senior Center.
Instead, I was a patron.
Breakfast is always better when someone else fixes it.


Oh, yeah.
Officially there was .16inch of rain.
That was at the Redding airport, four miles north of here, where it was of a short duration.
It rained lightly most of the morning.
When the rain started falling in earnest, sometime around 1:30, it was like a bucket had been overturned.
There was a tremendous thunder storm.
When it was done the rain gauge read .49in.,
The thunder continued through the afternoon, but there was no more rain.
Into the evening I observed lightning off to the east in the mountains.
I hope there was rain along with it.
more rain is due tomorrow

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Friday, April 3, 2015

Normal Friday

https://twitter.com/yaelwrites/status/583167858277945344/photo/1

click that for a further explanation


Now, about that word I used yesterday...  [inspired by Lowering the Bar]
Noun1.prolixity - boring verbosity
verboseness, verbosity - an expressive style that uses excessive or empty words
turgidity, turgidness, flatulence - pompously embellished language
prolixity
noun
Words or the use of words in excess of those needed for clarity or precision:

credit: The Free Dictionary

Basically what it seems to me is being said is when an argument is weak, an overload of bovine excrement is necessary to bolster the argument.


Oh. . .   I have learned how to better hide stuff in plain sight.
gas

Thursday, April 2, 2015

E . B . F.

There's a point at which I don't let what is crowding my skull cross the invisible barrier onto the paper in front of me onto my keyboard, where it will then find its way to the eyes of those who might happen across this blog.

Mostly, it is related to opinions.
I have lots of opinions.
Many are not necessarily mainstream.
Others my say I'm not normal.
I should thank those others.
I don't necessarily condone normal.
I know a number of folks who consider themselves normal.
There's no way I want to be anything like them.

I don't express my opinion often because many others mistake it for judgment.
I judge very little.
You can tell I have expressed a judgment because, invariably, it is followed by, "How's that working for you?"

About the closest to an opinion you will get from me is an agreement with you when you express an opinion.

This post has been foisted upon you because yesterday I heard a brief talk given at a public ceremony, by the executive director of an NGO that raised the hairs on the back of my neck.
Suffice it to say there was a prolixity of statistics specifically created by this organization to justify its existence.
I won't detail what it was that raised my hackles because of my aversion to prolixity.

Extended Brain Fart

There's a new addition on the reading list.
Those with an affinity for history, particularly English History, may find it interesting.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

What would be appropriate today?

I thought about some kind of hoax post.
Instead I will relate a brief tale about a missed opportunity.

I do the bookkeeping and bank deposits for the Frontier Senior Center because somehow I was talked into being the Treasurer.
Usually I do it on Wednesdays, but, because yesterday was the last day of the month, I did it a day early.
That messed up my chance for a really evil April Fools prank.
Among the bills in the deposit were a couple of 50 dollar bills and three 100 dollar bills.
(That was really unusual because most of the time it it ones and fives.)
Had I waited until today, I could have seriously shaken up things at the center by reporting back that the fifties and hundreds were fakes.

credit: http://www.kidsmoneyfarm.com/PuppyMoney.htm

yep. . .   evil