Maybe that's the wrong question.
Some time, over the weekend, BP
posted ...or is it reposted?
Anyway, he said I posted it "way, way back."
If he says so, I guess I did.
I was obviously relating a tale by someone else.
If it was about me, I'd surely have remembered... really I would.
The only reason this even comes to mind is because the tale he re-related is distantly connected to a current situation here.
Friday is wheelie bin day in our neighborhood.
(Unless said Friday falls in the week of a holiday.
Then Saturday becomes wheelie bin day and the trash guys only get one day off that weekend)
Every week the household garbage bin goes to the curb.
The household recycling (aluminum, glass, paper, cardboard, et al) or the yard waste (mostly grass cuttings or other agricultural stuff) is also put at the curb.
Last Friday was yard bin day.
The truck makes it's rounds early to pick of the household waste, most times passing through between 7 and 7:30am.
When the driver has completed the household waste route, he runs to the landfill and dumps the load.
The truck then returns over the same route collecting the recyclable yard waste.
That's usually sometime around 1pm, though that is only slightly relevant to this story.
When I am not doing more important things (whatever they are I couldn't tell you) I usually go out to the curb and return the bins to wherever it is most convenient to store them.
(That is subjective because there really is no place to store three ginormous bins that nobody in their right mind...
Suffice it to say I really have no place to put these bins where they are not in the way.)
I heard the truck (I always hear the truck ...it's as big as a house and makes all kinds of extra noises besides the engine sounds) in the afternoon and made my way out to bring in the green yard waste bin.
I arrived at the curb as the truck was pulling away and even waved to the driver.
I grabbed the handle of the bin as I watched the truck turn the corner at the end of the street.
I just about dislocated my shoulder.
The green bin was a lot heavier than I'd expected.
So I lifted the lid and peered inside.
It was still almost half full (or maybe a little more than half empty . . .YMMV).
The truck was gone so I couldn't signal the driver.
I wasn't about to hop in my car to chase him down, though I know some folks who would.
I mean if they were visiting my house and this happened, they would actually get in their car and pursue the yard waste recycling truck.
I decided to call the company.
Where is the phone number?
It sure isn't on their website.
But they do have a
Customer Service link.
At the Customer Service link there is a
Contact Us link.
It has one of those fill in the blank with your contact information and message forms.
I did just that.
I told them about my not so empty wheelie bin.
I also told them it would be a really nice service if they had a phone number on their site, too.
I would have liked to tell them more, but they limit the number of characters.
I checked the little box that asked them to contact me by phone.
That was between 1:30 and 2pm.
I received the following email not too long after.
Two hours later I replied, "How long is soon?"
The reply was returned because they don't monitor their email account.
So I went back into their message blank again.
I received an almost identical reply.
Waste Management obviously let their office staff start the 3 day weekend early.
I may, or may not, hear from them this morning.
My bin is still at the curb.
If the city inspector (or whatever the city snoop is called) makes an issue, I will definitely give him an earful.
Yes, I will watch my language and be diplomatic.
Today's his Monday.
I may not be quite so nice when Waste Management calls.
But I won't blame whoever it is.
They don't normally set policy.
didn't print their email