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I'm going to make a guess that nobody has been holding their breath waiting for this? It is new ground for me. I have been presented with an award. I guess this answers that unasked question from
here?
I was notified of the award in the comments of a blog post I made about the weather. The notification simply said,
Suldog said..."I more-or-less gave you an award over at my place. If you're anything like me, I'm in trouble."
I can't honestly say whether or not he's "in trouble." That is unless he really doesn't understand the meaning of
more-or-less, then I'd venture to say he's in deep kimchi
[1]. Sully tagged me before... not exactly an award... but a certain
government agency prevented me from posting the response
[2].
Just to show I can post gratuitous smiling animal pictures,
too also... and I know some big words and how to spell them when my left hand decides to cooperate with the signals the brain is sending
[3]. Not exactly equal to being emotionally bifurcated.
After some time I have concluded that accepting and presenting awards for blogs is as much about misdirection as it is about the award itself. And in Suldog's case it also involves trashing the person who presents him with the award. He fancies himself as some kind of Don Rickles. I've heard he can do the work of three people... Curly, Larry, Moe. His motto is: If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead. Some years ago I heard somebody say, "God only made a few perfect heads. On the rest he put hair." Suldog may be the exception.
I wasn't the only recipient. It seems there are some rules for presenting the award. The rules are a little sketchy because my source for them is Suldog. He claims, and I will have to agree, the print was too small
[2]. So, I have to trust Suldog's rules because I couldn't read the fine print either.
Rules - I'm supposed to
link here, tell some stuff about myself, then inflict this upon others and tell them about it. Before I go any further I want to add this disclaimer:
There are no STDs despite what Suldog says in his blog post.
I did the Link.
Here's the Stuff -
- My Brother was an only child until he and I were about eight years old
- I smoked non-filter cigarettes for 51 years
- I'm a pretty darn good pizza cook
- I was at Pearl Harbor[4]
- I took my first computer class in 1965
- There are a lot of blogs I have never visited and probably never will
- I have personally met Y.A. Tittle, John Brodie, and Joe Montana when they were starting Quarterbacks for the S.F. 49ers... no, not all at the same time.
- I'm a fourth generation Californian of Irish descent
- I don't really like telephones
- I tend to appear take things in stride - appearances are deceiving
- One of these three is me:



All of them are better looking than
Suldog... well, almost all of them are better looking.
Some may wonder why I have gone this far without mentioning my wife, Grandma Skip
[5]. Keep wondering. This is all about me. I was given the award and, as I've repeated often,
"I may not be much but I'm all I think about."This is the part where I present the award. But first I guess it is just as important to show it to you:
Versatile BloggerThanks, Suldog, for the award, even if you didn't say why you think I... or any of the other five... deserve it. If anyone wants to see who the others are you will have to go
here
to find out. I am looking forward to their acceptance posts.
Finally, I am now supposed to pass the award along to some others. But before I do that I have something for Sully:

...and the nominees are...
Wait, that's wrong. The following are my candidates for Versatile Blogger. I hereby give them permission to sandbag for as long as they'd like before victimizing the next unsuspecting blogger. In no particular order, here's who's being
afflicted gifted:
- Mariann Simms at Blogged Down At The Moment, because she posted about bacon at least once
- Carolina at Brinkbeest in English, because she's ambidextrous, or whatever it is when you blog in two languages and have more than one blog. And, well, I never would have gotten this award unless I'd discovered her blog and eventually gravitated to Suldog's. She takes really good pictures and posts them in a photoblog
- Matt Conlon at =]V[=, because I want to see what he does with it
- Craig at Running In the Yard Next Door because he used to be Desmond and he's a Michigander and I have an affinity for them... mostly because two of my brothers-in-law are Michiganders
- The Broad at ABroad with a View. Oh, come on, with a pen name like that she deserves the recognition... besides she's a follower
- The Brighton Pensioner, who can be found all over the Internet doing all manner of mischief, but particularly at Pebbles in the Sea[6], Because it's not fair for him to sit back and enjoy watching others sweat through these labours (I had to spell it that way because he's English). Besides he's trained his dog to blog and take photographs.
I ran out of
targets recipients because some of the blogs I've found just aren't conducive to reciprocating this stuff. I did, however think about targeting random blogs. One of the above may be totally surprised because I don't normally
stalk them lurk on their blog. I think I have awarded them fairly. There are three ladies and three guys. Also three stayed in the U.S. and three went international. Also, three of them are pretty smart. They didn't post an email address in their blogger profile. There is one follower I'd have been delighted to hang this award upon. Unfortunately he is primarily a lurker. He has no blog and seldom comments.
So now here's what the
victims recipients are supposed to do whenever they feel up to it:
- curse Suldog and whoever sent it to him under their breath (this rule is optional but may be repeated as often as desired)[7]
- thank me and link back to this post (thanking me is optional)
- tell us a little about yourself (make stuff up)
- impose upon six others to do the same thing to somebody else
[1] fermented Korean cabbage[2] that's my story and I'm sticking to it[3] there's a whole saga back in June and July 2008. It even explains a little the origin of this blog (Here, here, here, here, here, here, and here)[4]on December 7, 1962[5] don't ask. someday I'm going to make her tell the story.[6] at one time I thought his dog's name was Pebbles[7] This rule need not be presented to anyone beyond this point because I made it up
*it's gibberish for some
clown gave me an award
.