I don't often discuss thing about the military here. . .
. . .unless it's a sea story.
But today I'm gonna make an exception.
Now my experience is relatively limited.
I spent but a brief period actively serving in the military and that was with the Navy.
I served in ships.
(Yes, in is the proper term.
I was crew, not a passenger.)
But, as The Sarge says, I digress.
So I will limit my discussion to the Navy.
More specifically, I will limit it to Navy uniforms.
My first thought about Navy uniforms today is, WTF!!!
(Actually that's been my thought for a few years now, but a cartoon I saw brought it up again.)
It used to be a sailor had a sea bag with three sets of blues (one dress, two undress
[no piping, okay?], four sets of whites (all undress, and if he wanted tropical they were an optional purchase), three sets of dungarees, and four white hats (aka dixie cups)
There were other things like socks, shoes, underwear, pea coat, work jacket, watch cap, ball cap, rain coat, etc., etc., much of which was never worn.
There was even a flat hat. . . think Donald Duck. . . I was
issued sold (yes, we purchased these uniforms out of our initial clothing allowance and, no, we were not given any choices, except for size.).
The first think we were taught about said uniforms was how to properly fold them so they took up little space and did not wrinkle.
The answer is, inside out (except for the dungaree shirt and the tropical white shirt
[which was optional]).
It all folded flat, almost square, and fit in the sea bag with room to spare.
There was room to spare because the dress blues didn't go in the sea bag.
It was what was worn whenever a sailor traveled on orders. . .
ALWAYS!
I didn't much think about today's Navy uniforms until a couple of years ago.
GS and I played hooky one Thanksgiving and took a cruise around Hawaii
[yes, the entire state] with Cuz and Mrs. Cuz.
While in Honolulu we made an obligatory trip around Oahu and did the tour of the USS Arizona Memorial.
The first thing I notice about the sailors on the launch that took us out to the Memorial was they were dressed like Jarheads*.
I mean their uniforms were not Navy uniforms, except for maybe the trousers were navy blue.
The creases were in the wrong direction.
The blouse was khaki.
The hat. . . WTF kind of hat was that!!!
A freakin' piss cutter.
When did Navy enlisted
[below E-7] start wearing piss cutters?
But that's only part of my problem with the uniform.
The overall issue I have is it seems nobody dresses to travel any more.
I will agree that it seems silly for civilians to get dressed up to fly anywhere.
But what is the point of having a dress uniform for military personnel if they aren't going to wear it when traveling?
No, I don't mean they should wear dress uniforms an a C-130 headed for a combat zone.
I mean when on independent travel under orders.
They shouldn't be in fatigues.
It make them look like Hippies
[remember them?].
Hippies used to buy their clothes, used, at the Army-Navy store.
Oh yeah we didn't exactly call them Hippies.
There was almost always a descriptive adjective in front of Hippies.
Don't get me wrong.
Some of my best friends were Hippies.
I also have friends who're Army, Air Force, Coast Guard, and even Marines.
Civilians were suspect.
This bit about digressing, it's an age thing.
Once we reach a certain age we want to make sure we write down everything we remember.
So what's with traveling in BDUs (the new acronym for fatigues, meaning battle dress uniform).
If you're gonna travel in it, call it what it is. . . travel dress uniform (TDU).
Then dump the darn full dress uniforms with all the rules about placement of ribbons and badges.
While I am on the subject of BDUs.
What was wrong with the Navy enlisted dungarees?
Seriously, they were functional.
We were taught how to make life vests out of the darn things.
They were light weight
[which wasn't necessarily a good thing in cooler climates].
They were visible.
Why does a sailor at sea need camouflage?
What if he, heaven forbid, goes overboard?
I know part of the problem is that many prisons now dress the prisoners in clothes that look almost exactly like the dungarees.
The Navy failed to copyright the uniform I guess.
That, and law enforcement in many places had such a low opinion of sailors that they arrested them on sight.
I know just what the issue is.
It has nothing to do with practicality.
It has nothing to do with progress.
It certainly has nothing to do with tradition.
(the only reason we were sold flat hats was because the Naval Supply System was overstocked with flat hats)
It is all about those folks with stars on their shoulderboards leaving a legacy.
Change for change's sake.
All I can say to that is, "With all due respect, Admiral, #^@& off!"
go do something useful. . .
like figuring out how to
bring 1200 MRAPs
back from Afghanistan
*a quaint Navy term for U.S. Marines