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I was visiting
another blog yesterday.
[Okay, so what's new?] The subject was beards, or more specifically
facial hair. When I commented, I mentioned that I'd grown a beard on three different occasions, even explaining something about the two most recent, but reserving the tale about my first attempt for this blog.
We'll just say it was a long time ago. Back then I worked for an outfit that frowned upon facial hair. Occasionally they would permit an employee to have a mustached, but it had to meet certain specifications, which, when followed to the letter, made it much easier to remain clean shaven. This outfit did allow some leeway at times if the party in charge could show that it would somehow be of benefit.
At this point I will tell you that the outfit was the U.S. Navy. The ship had been in the Far East for six months and was due to return to San Diego. We had a brand new Commanding Officer, an almost brand new Executive Officer, and there was also a new Commodore for the Division for which the ship carried the flag. These folks decided the crew needed an opportunity to lighten up. They had already arranged that there would be one less port call before we headed east for home. We would refuel and replenish while underway and any paperwork transfers would be handled at that time. We had just left our last port call and were about four weeks from home when an announcement was made that there would be a beard growing contest to commence immediately with judging to be based upon pictures of the individuals who wished to participate after we returned to San Diego. I thought, "What the heck... I can at least try." I wasn't a teenager any longer... by about three months.
The cruise back was unusual in that most times ships steamed as part of some kind of flotilla or formation. But since we had been operating individually when we separated from the Seventh Fleet, we were steaming back solo. We refueled somewhere near Okinawa and headed east past a pinnacle known as
Lot's wife (Sofugan). Somehow it was arranged to rendezvous with a fleet so our only stop would be at the Naval Supply Center, Pearl Harbor. Even then it seemed like a rush, as we were only there for a few hours. Somebody was in a hurry to get home and somebody else was obliging them.
So what does this have to do with growing facial hair? It meant it was getting closer to judgment day. I don't even remember what the prize was, but I do remember that anyone who entered had paid a fee, which was, in turn, donated to
Navy Relief. It was kind of a sneaky way to get donations. Then, on the last night at sea one of the guys from Ships Services was set up in the barber shop with a Polaroid camera to take pictures of the contestants. Then the photos were put on a bulletin board outside the Ships Office. The photos were available for purchase, with the proceeds of the sales also going to
Navy Relief. Those members of the crew wishing to judge the best beard were allowed to purchase a ballot, with the proceeds also going to
you know where.
There were other divisions in the contest, such as best mustache, longest single hair, fullest beard and some I can't remember that were judged separately.
Anyway, when the final results were in someone asked me why I didn't just make a donation instead of going through the hassle. I replied that I wanted an official photo of my beard.
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this is a true story
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