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First, let me thank Jim "Suldog" Sullivan for planting this in my head. I'd put a link to his blog here, but there's one on the sidebar to the left and I've already promoted his blog this week anyway, along with that of the Brighton Pensioner, also on the sidebar as Pebbles, who beat this post with his own by a good 24 hours. That may be because he is already eight hours ahead. Gee, now that I think about it, Sully's four hours ahead. So if this was a race I'd be behind from the start.
Enough foolishness [sic]. Let's get underway.
I thought about this for a long time. Then I decided not to number them because some of you might think it was a ranking. Oh, and there are some places where I've listed more than one. Those are bonuses.
Then I thought further and decided I am not required to list them all at one time. I can milk this for a bunch of blog posts... a whole bunch. In fact, if push comes to shove, I can do a series of lists and make this last until next year.
That said, I begin the list in no particular order:
I can do any darn thing I want as long as it doesn't infringe on the rights of others... and I don't get caught
It is next to Canada, where they turn everything they say into a question by saying, "Eh?" at the end. They also only do a fair job of keeping Winter where it belongs.
There are two oceans... big ones.
Aircraft carriers... they're so freakin' awesome
Cigars
Photoshop!
ESPN
The Food Network
Copy and Paste
Snopes
Bacon... no, not Kevin.
Political Correctness... it gives us something to bitch about
Places we can laugh at when we hear the name... like Cucamonga.
Alviso... see the previous line.
Pulled pork
That the history is only about 500 years, so there aren't so many dates to remember.
Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Andrew Carnegie, John D Rockefeller, John Jacob Astor, Alexander Graham Bell, et al.
Immigration, emigration and migration, or we'd all still be on the East Coast.
Homonyms.
The Grand Canyon.
Hot dogs.
Peach pie.
So many zoos and wild animal parks.
That the buffalo isn't extinct.
Baseball
Creme brulee
Osso bucco
Memphis dry rub
Bluegrass
Jazz
Kazoos
Soft rainfall
San Francisco... warts and all
The Declaration of Independence
Bloggers... well, most of them anyway.
Delicatessens
Basque restaurants
Harry S. Truman
Costco
Libraries
Chinese food
SatireMountains
Ol' GloryDiversity
Rednecks... no, I mean the real rednecks
Choice
Grape, pomegranate and jalapeno jelly
Oreos
Rubber Ducks
Convertibles
Wikipedia, Google and Bing
Open Office... 'cause it's free
Gimp... 'cause it's free
Free stuff
Chocolate
Hartford, ConnecticutSpringfield, MassachusettsMadison, NCLists
The Three Stooges... all six
Who's on First
The NFL
Home
600 count cotton sheets
Mexico's cultural influence... and the
food!
James Fenimore Cooper, Kenneth Roberts, Richard Haliburton, Shel Silverstein and John Grisham... bet you don't see them lumped together very often
July 4th... just a wee bit more than most other days
Cheddar cheese... yeah I know it's not really from Cheddar
The Rockie Mountains
Mount Shasta... both the
mountain and the town
That there are so many things I can't finish this list because I keep Googling them
Harleys
Texas isn't anywhere near California and L.A. is almost in a corner by itself
It is big... but not too big
Chocolate Ice cream
Adirondack chairs
The
Coast DaylightTrains
Golden Gate Park
Bacon!
[Yeah, twice]Zoos... rank right up there with bacon and are even more fun
Iced tea
The National Parks... I can't just pick one
Custer's Last Stand... the indians won that one
Hamburgers
Cheeseburgers
Double cheeseburgers
In-n-OutFrench fries... no ketchup
[or catsup], thank you
Cioppino
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U.S. Highway 50 (aka
The Loneliest Road in America)
Interstate 80... so we don't have to take Highway 50
Jack Benny
Lake perch
Fish and chips (see previous entry)
Real chili
[has no beans]White corn, roasted in the husk
Escargot
The Blue Angels
Calamari
The tiny heads on my sidebar
- and the lovely lady who occasionally comments (aka Grandma Skip)
That's gotta be at least a hundred. Now if I were nefarious, I would post these one at a time. That would carry carry me through to the end of the year because I would have to interject other posts occasionally.
Unnumbered for
the benefit of those
who want to see if
I may have cheated