Maybe we'll have better luck this time.
Last time... a mere week ago... we tried this and the ancient PC kept puking all over whatever I tried.
The last ten days have been kinda pukey anyway.
I mean that only in an emotional way.
I don't get all emotional, at least so you can see it.
What I mean is someone started a roller coaster... or a yo-yo.
First, let's back up.
It really started just before Easter.
The Washington Clan (two adults, three kids and the dog) arrive to enjoy our company (because we had gone away at Christmas and totally screwed up that visit).
They brought the
Rain Festival with them.
Easter was wet.
We were given the word that our medical plan (and probably yours, if
you're over a certain age) had denied treatment to Grandma Skip because
she hadn't starved enough, yet.
Then we were told there was a way around this.
Drive up to the hospital and have her admitted through the ER.
So GS spent a full 24 hours at the hospital before being told that, yes she is malnourished, her body is not absorbing sufficient nutrition from the small amounts of food she is able to eat, she shouldn't have diarrhea for four months straight, and, no, the medical plan will not pay for the only treatment that can do something for this.
"Go home and eat," they said.
"You can eat anything you want," they said.
They, being the medical folks.
The medical plan can only say yes or no.
It doesn't offer solutions.
It doesn't have to offer solutions.
We say, "Look, what if we pay for the stuff?"
The docs say, "It's kinda expensive."
We say, "We'll use the money we save on groceries."
They say, "Okay."
We are referred to a company that does this stuff (infusion therapy - it's a fancy name for sticking needles into someone for feeding or medication).
We go to a place where we are told all about how this will go, shown how to do it, and given supplies for doing home hydration over the weekend (because it has taken an entire week to reach this point).
They also steal some blood so they can do lab tests.
I was gonna write all of this in a longer piece last Saturday, when the computer puked.
GS now has a six foot hose and a bag of salt water with some vitamins and minerals in it.
It's called a
banana bag.
That's what color it is, not its shape.
PHG and I have been "trained" how to change this and flush the port in GS's chest each day.
That is quite an accomplishment because PHG and I are, otherwise, a comedy act.
"Another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley!"
The Washington Clan departs on Sunday.
We go to the infusion supply shop on Monday.
GS has lost almost two pounds and is now below a weight that already seems less than optimal.
We are provided with one more banana bag and told we will return the next day after some further consultations with medical professionals on the part of the infusion therapy company.
They also pull some blood so they can do lab tests.
This is so they can compare the results with the previous tests.
So... it takes until about 11:00am for them to decided that GS has less than optimum amounts of certain minerals so she should go to the hospital to be admitted.
Yeah, again.
And again to the ER.
We learned a little something from the first time.
GS's son-in-law is a Paramedic.
He has an uncle who is a medical doctor, specifically a Hospitalist at the hospital.
Son-in-law is called, by me, and asked to see if he can arrange a work around so we don't have to go to the ER.
Son-in-law calls ambulance.
My first thought is a word that rhymes with duck.
But it is nearly impossible to return toothpaste to the tube and GS gets a ride...
...to the ER...
...and doesn't even get admitted to the hospital...
...because she isn't malnourished enough.
I'm thinking she has to be comatose.
She's
really only physically emaciated, weak, and fatigued.
That is a really BIG duck I'm thinking of.
GS, by this time, is wearing an almost empty
banana bag and it is four hours since the ambulance ride.
I drive her down the hill to the infusion company offices.
We are told they can't do anything more until her electrolytes have increased.
Those same electrolytes they wanted to have her admitted to the hospital to have taken care of because constant monitoring is necessary.
That can't be done at home because we can't do lab work there.
Another BIG duck.
GS's brother and sister-in-law arrive from Detroit.
He's brought his guitar.
She's brought
Sander's.
More later...
there's a lady I have to go visit