A yes to Matt Conlon. That post is a Goodwin. I was amused... probably because I intentionally try to mis-hear words. Television and radio announcers make it fairly easy by talking much too fast... and then there are the folks at drive-up windows who sound like they have a sock in their mouth, or retail businesses who fail to train their employees in the proper manner to answer a telephone.
One of the local radio outlets was promoting an alternative music show that was just beginning to air. The announcer mentioned John Ribbending. I looked for some background. So It turns out I was just a little off base. It's genre bending. Had I been paying close attention to begin with, It wouldn't have nearly been as much fun.
Some others:
barbecued pork lips
reptile dysfunction
woolex sports
[ribs]
[you figure that one]
[wool exports]
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[you figure that one]
[wool exports]
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reptile dysfunction
ReplyDeleteHeh. I have fantasies about big-ass velociraptors attacking the corporate headquarters of Big Pharma companies who flog their insipid eee-dee ads all over my teevee, at all hours. ESPECIALLY the incredibly stoopid "twin tubs" thing and the Blue Pill's "you're so SMART now!" campaign. Bein' ripped to shreds by a large T-rex would only be fitting.
Sorry about the mini-rant, Skip, but it was YOU who pushed my buttons! ;-)