A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. “It’s this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something,
“How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines.
"The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat,
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. I didn't see that coming. I should have, but I didn't.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
If Sandee didn't see it coming you know I missed it too. I kept thinking "You can't offer him grapefruit juice if he's taking Viagra."
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Watch out for them drugs!
ReplyDeleteWell jeez, he could at least let her ride on top once in a while. . .
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ReplyDeleteI would ask how Joe knows...
ReplyDeleteNope, not going there.
Nice one Skip. The new spray guard on the monitor seems to be working...